Check this out. It's 8.5" x 11" — a full page of letter-sized paper.

The city of Green Cove Springs has some kind of officious streak that causes them to issue this kind of document when you use the public pier.

So, what do you do with this when you tie up your dinghy?

Leave it in the dinghy to get wet or blow away?

Carry it around with you as a large, elaborate receipt?

Someone has too much time on their hands to invent complex processes.

And this, too.

"Saratoga of the South."

Without any horse racing. Nor could we find the Caroline Street of the Saratoga of the South.